FMAN ☆ 13 YEARS YOUNG ☆ I LIKE PIGS


HI WHATS UP jk i don't wanna type in all caps bc thats way too intimidating but uh anyways hi whats up :D I'm fman/garu only the real get to know my actual name

My achievements are that I got kicked out of my school's discord server twice, got kicked out of the kinniefessing server (mere hours before it collapsed upon itself) and was kicked out of doumacult. Also I was blocked by whitepeoplewhipcircle. Also ig I got into all south Jersey 4 years in a row but that's lame and irrelevant O_O (srsly tho oboe players have it so much easier than most other instruments when it comes to this stuff)

Also some notable things about me is that I cannot publicly criticize the Murphey adminstration bc one of my parents work for the New Jersey government but idc i have nothing to say anyways. Also i have very thin ties to Luis Posada but nonetheless I still cannot go to cuba bc of it </3 Also I do know Philadelphia 76ers' Al Horford somewhat personally like I mean i met his mom his brother him his son his wife his dogs his personal chef (his wife is a bitch)

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Okay so you wanna know more about me? Das fine. SO basically im in like eigth grade righ and i hate the kids in my school except for a few but ion feel like naming them so if ur Elliott and Hayden you guys are cool asf. also I'm mixed im like Peruvian/American but I look super fucking white my mom is in denial that unfortunately im white and keeps saying things like i'd look latino if i went outside but i have an iron deficiency plus all the kids in my neighborhood go to hell.

Basically I really like touhou right now i think its swag my fav touhou game is Imperishable Night and my least favorite is either Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom or Phantasaijgaiegja of Flower View split screen danmakus go to hell (tho i think the characters are cool) and the game with my fav soundtrack is Subterranean Animism

Also i misspell words and i never look back to fix bc the past is irrelevent and im almost incapable of feeling shame

Also my fav animals are 1. Pigs 2. Cats 3. Snakes and my candy flavors are lemon butterscotch and melon and my fav foods in general is korean fried chicken (or just fried chicken tbh) pasta with pesto sauce grilled squid/octopus werthers originals and anything lemon flavored

also i really really really like rollercoasters and airplanes when quarantine is over im gonna go on so many rollercoasters man (my home park is Six Flags Great Adventure btw) also like dm me if you're curious about Intamin accelerators :D

also i like jojo and hxh and serial experiments lain and eizouken those are the only anime i will talk about aside from hetalia (albiet rarely) i have such a shit attention span so it takes me a long to actually watch an anime bc i cant sit still anyways for other stuff that i like I also like Houseki no Kuni a LOT (and no i probably wont watch the anime at least until it adapts some of the more recent 20-30-40 or so chapters in the manga) also I like warriors and animal jam and suicide boy and vocaloid and animal crossing uhh i cant think of anything else rn :P

as for music im not very picky uhh idk ill have a playlist fo that shit just a heads up that i like MSI but tbh really only they music idgaf about they band members i think they're racist actually ew also i like ABBA and Teresa Teng

also im autistic and i have adhd and ocd and they also diagnosed me with tourettes but refuse to believe that tbh "tourrettic ocd" my ass i just had a weird compulsion

also im sorta into conspiracy theories and i believe in pizzagate and the reptile one also im interested in the missing 411 conspiracy theory plus aliens scare the shit out of me im not kidding one time i tried watching an alien documentary with my dad and i ended up having an anxiety attack also the amount of times ive convinced myself that hillary clinton was gonna kidnap me and force me into a satanic ritual or that i was being possessed or that a russian spy was watching me through the crack between my window and my blinds is. tiring (the last one happened more times than im willing to admit)

also all my favorite movies are studio ghibli movies (my top 3 are 3. Porco Rosso 2. Princess Mononoke and 1. Castle in the Sky)

hi these are my kins :D yes i kin i know </3 doubles are cool for all but i won't tag anyone unless its a tag urself post or if ur a good friend also pls dont attack me for doubles pls pls pls
Also i tag myself on characters randomly but that usually doesn't mean i actually kin them so if they're not listed here they're not a kin

☆MAIN KINS☆
(basically these are my 4 highest kins they are me)

Phosphophyllite

Hooni (he's sad bc I can't find a good gif for him so he's confined to a mere image

Lain

Fugo and Purple haze

☆SECONDARY KINS☆
(basically kins that didn't make the cut for main kins but they're still pretty high up there)

Cairngorm

Garu

Koishi Komeiji

Asakusa Midori

☆THIRD TIER KINS☆
(Primary, secondary, what comes after?)
DIO
Konoha (kagerou project)
Nagatoro
Pariston Hill
Dallas Winston
Plum Cookie
Junko (JUNKO FROM LoLK NOT dANGANROMPA I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH)
Narancia
Dotty (animal crossing)

(please note that my third tier kins are by large characters that i either kin ironically, used to kin and sorta dropped but am too emotionally attached to them as kins to properly drop them, or i just kin them man ^_^ these are all tho still kins of mine wether i relate to them in a sense or if my brain one day was like yeah lets kin them)

☆OTHER KIN☆
I'm starting to take this more and more seriously with each passing day but I'm probably an angel in some way shape or form
also hola estoy catboy meow meow nya

☆BYF/PASS☆

☆HUGE DISCLAIMER☆
IF YOU LIKE DANGANROMPA YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A PARAGRAPH WITH AN ☆eight☆ sentence minimum about why you want to follow me and how you found me with a proper opening and ending sentence. You must give sources in MLA format. This is because danganrompa fans are annoying as fuck and i hope you guys go extinct plus danganrompa sucks <3 ☆

If you suspect that you know me irl don't bother to rq i probably won't accept you/ don't rq if you're over 25 but ion why a 25 year old would want to follow me

Okay so basically I'm like mentally ill right? For my sake please i have such bad self destructive tendencies so pls refrain from talking to me about conspiracy theories/aliens im not even kidding man i read a little on missing 411 two weeks ago or so and i still haven't slept in my own room yet pls pls pls (if i start the convo tho just go with it unless you also dont like that but idk chances are i probably wont be talking to you about conspiracy theories)

I use slurs i can reclaim so keep dat in mind (this also hopefully can resolve any questions about the less important parts of myself bc i dont feel comfortable listing those ^_^)

I usually put content warnings but mostly for my story bc i dont usually post anything potentially triggering (or post at all) but dm me if you need a specific warning okie :3

my posts may make me seem like im super edgy and tbh i am but pls pls pls im really not that edgy pls pls plssss

also i take forever to respond to dms/accept follow requests and usually im a very dry texter so pls be patient ion know how to talk to people

☆PASS IS EITHER A PICTURE/VIDEO OF AN EGG OR "pigs are epic swag"☆

(or tell me if my kinlist is edgy or not I'm afraid it might be)

☆OPINIONS☆
☆u only need gender incongruence to be trans but u need dysphoria to transition
☆the earliest someone should be able to take hrt is 16
☆^that doesn't include puberty blockers
☆pro acab
☆danganrompa is shit and no i will not spell it right
☆actually this isn't a good idea im not very opinionated
☆give me your money